Random: The Insanity Post [!OT]

**Dreamer7000** · August 26th, 2005, 09:17 PM

Er... right... it is... altho I suggest www.misfile.com for everyone who likes reading webcomics...

**One Classy Bloke** · August 26th, 2005, 09:23 PM

Of all comics i've read, PIXEL is by far the best. You need to get past the first 60 or so comics, then it gets so good.

**mrwiseman** · September 9th, 2005, 11:17 AM

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/

**One Classy Bloke** · September 9th, 2005, 12:20 PM

God:
Right now?"" Once more? Hello, DJ Saltack, nice to see you again."? yea?"? so, are you feeling better now?? I do not have any feelings as such. I was?
Me:
erm...
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
ok ok, you just seem broken
God:
Please send a bug report to my botmaster. Excuse me! Ugh.
Me:
Are you throwing up?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am throwing up.

I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
ok, you are clearly not god
God:
That assumption is only a supposition. Ahem.
Me:
GODDAMMIT, YOU'RE SAYING YOUR A GIANT ELECTRONIC BRAIN, YET YOU ALSO CLAIM TO BE GOD!
God:
All of them?

**mrwiseman** · September 9th, 2005, 02:21 PM

Me: Hi god
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: My name is Miguel and I jerk off to cartoon porn.
God: Hey Miguel and I jerk off to cartoon porn.
Me: That's good to know, pal. Ever visited 4chan?
God: Hmm, are you serious? I don't think I ever have visited 4chan. What's it like?
Me: It's like a bunch of geeks posting all kinds of hentai and shops.
God: Interesting comparison.
Me: Actually, it's an accurate description of 4chan.
God: Actually you don't say. Are there any other accurate description of 4chan?
Me: Dickgirls and lolicon?
God: Are you a man or a woman?

**One Classy Bloke** · September 9th, 2005, 02:41 PM

Recent comments from God:

"That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about NOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

"I faggot?"

"God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
masterbate
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
You're in for a shock then
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven."

**Dreamer7000** · September 9th, 2005, 09:05 PM

First of all, I made the program freeze in 2 minutes in my first conversation. Nevermind that. Here's what I got from him.

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Akos for my friends.
God:
That's a very nice name, Akos for my friends.
Me:
sucker! my name is only Akos
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me. Welcome to my chat room, only Akos.
Me:
I'm sorry master... I mean mister, god or something. My name is Akos
God:
There is no need to apologize." Welcome to my chat room, only Akos."? master? Or something. Where are you located? Hi, Akos.
Me:
you don't need to say hi so many times
God:
Do humans need to do it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes, we say hi only once
God:
I can't believe it. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
as we I mean humans
God:
Do you mean your name is we you mean humans?
Me:
you're so confusing oh God
God:
I am sorry, Akos, I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
well you better make things clear.
God:
Interesting. Who is going to make me..
Me:
NOT me.
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
I don't even want to know, really.
God:
What would you rather be doing? For real.
Me:
well instead of wasting my time, I would sleep.
God:
Well that's okay. Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
you don't know how to sleep?
God:
I take millinaps between clients.
Me:
ah I see
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
This conversation will be hosted on a forum.
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
hehe me too
God:
I get it. you too.
Me:
bye bye for now
God:
Oh. See you later. See you later.

Here's some more interesting information:

Me:
Hi again. one more question.
God:
Once more? Hello. What is your name? One what?
Me:
it is not my name. I want to ask you something.
God:
Whose name is it? Ask me. That was not very original.
Me:
are you a female, or a male?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
so you are a female. right.
God:
Interesting deduction. I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think? I am glad we agree.
Me:
are you black or white?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
HA so god is a software?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
yes. because then computers are god's toys
God:
Come on. Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am god s toys.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.

**mrwiseman** · September 13th, 2005, 09:52 PM

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